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I don't feel welcome anymore
Do you know that i think about this everynight...so i'm like a total obsess fan haha okay let's get to the topic

1. Hug her till she cant breathe haha just kidding i dun wan her dead or anything like that coi coi coi

2. If that doesn't happen it's probably because i fainted or something like that haha

3. Take a photo together n you can imagine me smiling like this =D in the photo very happy haha

4. If she kiss me on my cheek i won't wash my face for my whole like haha lol I'M SERIOUS

5. After that i would probably stalk her haha lol and see which hotel she live haha

6. Then what i do after i know where she lives? i will accidentally bump into her when she's out and we will be friends haha lol very great imagination rite? haha

7. After that she would remember my birthday and she maybe will write a song bout me haha no la juz kidding n i will appear in her video blog n I'M FAMOUS haha


Well this is juz my imagination haha...if it really comes true then nothing is impossible for me haha lol

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Saturday, 31 October 2009



which one u like? all got man's hand on it..

got sex scene n lesbian scene..hahaha got horror scene n sexy sccene..which one u want? if u dun like to choose go to watch Jennifer's body lah..it got all the scenes but u hav to be 18 n above to watch it so if ur not juz watch on9..its better than cinema cause it got all the cursing u wanna hear haha..watching horror film on halloween rocks but at night better hahha..

Today went out wif my girls marie n karee..go to centre point so funny man cause karee waiting for us at mcdonald's for an hour haha..after that we terus go see Cloudy with A Chance of Meatball..i go n buy my drink n say tat the movie will not start in time wan lah manatahu when we go in the movie oredi start but only missed the beginning of a few minitues lahh..the cinema was dark n we came in frm the front a lil to soi haha..then we went to the wrong side n sit on other ppl's chair tat we tot no one bought the sit n one chair is broken...so we sit the other one lorh...then suddenly got one couple come in n we r sitting on their place haha..luckily they din scold us n go find another sit at the back...

After the movie habis we go to mcdonald's for lunch cause karee is so freakin hungry. The crowd is big man all counter full blast n we scard hav no place to sit so i go bah wei n they two go help me buy Machicken value meal which i haven eat yet till nw...haha its gonna be my supper for tonight..hehehe so i sit there drinking my 1ooplus which is the left over of juz now de drink i bought at the cinema...so lame rite...

after mcdonald, we go to jalan jalan we go up n down the building many times loh like4 or five times o haha..of course taking my burger showing to everyone haha so to soi...then go toilet twice..the most fun part is when we go to take DA TOU TIE we choose 22 dollars one it took us to wait like forever..almost 1 hour then our turn...during the taking picture process..we all go n qiang jin tou..haha then got one i'm not in it cause karee push me down which is so mean of her!!! before tat, we oso play a game of motorcycle racing..when waiting..i win karee lehhh..she no.3 i second lehhh hahaha...pro lehh

After that go warisan look on books at times...then saw chau wan xiang there...she look hot there haha..juz kidding..then we go eat vedablue ice cream n we oso bought disc 3 for 10 bucks hahaha i got my sister's keeper n saw 6 marie choose a princess..bla bla bla then its time to go home...booooo...

Megan Fox is staring n her bff a geek name needy....so funny rite? needy is like so despo de name..ok first got the rock band concert at a bar...jennifer (megan fox) started to flirt wif the lead singer of the band...then she go get him a drink n needy over heard them talking bout having sex wif her or sumthing cause they think she's a virgin..nanti continue nw wanna go to cp

Friday, 30 October 2009
today do nthing...go to look for songs..like 5 only....so kesian..haizxxx tomolo go to cp hahhaha..go watch cloudy wif the change of meatball hehehe...

Yesterday i watch it watch till wan to sleep oredi...but the comments of the movie is very good...they all say so gan dong oo then say i watch tis movie always cry...zzzz me dun think so lo..but the story is good lahh..then i ask my mom why i cant cry one? i got no feeling wan? then she says u luv till ma mu oredi so no feeling...cause always hurt by ppl haha..like the sticky note girl at fated to love you...a little bit lah i think..so boring oo nw...the internet connection always sot sot wan since yesterday...

Today at school, go koir practise for monday's class competition..we like so pro lo haha..cause we show off n sing at the stage..hope we can win haha..but no all ppl participate lorh...because of SOME REASONS haha..u guys knw wan lah...like i hate tis person o i dun wan to work wif...then some pura pura cari reason like i dun like tis song o...haha like me yesterday..lol cause yesterday i oso din practice seriously cause my mood not so good at first so i go see basketball competition lo..haha then i was bullied by goh so bad o her...hope she doesn't see this haha..

Okay, back to today...juz come back from school ah..then juz nw got like some opening for kempen membaca..Encik Ooi talk talk there lo..but i din listen wan lah cause i sit there listening to my mp3 n sleeping haha..but then i stop listening lah cause wanna sing national antheme lagi so lame manatahu ada lagi still have to sing Sabah tanah airku n then wanna sing the school's song lagi haizx...blaa blaa blaa

okay lets skip to the fun part...i din get to sit wif marie n luk n abby they all rite..so i sit wif yen fang, ellen, siaw ling they all de frnt lo..after the song rite i found out tat my bag is tertumpa wif my sanitizer haha...so i use does unwanted paper to wipe it lo..manatahu i found out that yen fang hate tat smell haha...so i bully her i use my hand to put at her face..let her smell it haha..before that they go to sniff my pencil bux lohh..so dume o n they say very bau haha..so i say i din wash wan wohh..then they go bleoke...haha dunno when again we stared to pull out the chair which we were sitting de sticker..n the sticker says special grade...then we pull the sticker n stick stick each other wif it..suddenly ellen use the sticker n stick at her boobs hahaha..do u remember wad the sticker says? it says special grade rite so i change it to special cup haha...then we stick stick each other again n gone high...the highest is me lahh...i laugh till wanna wolmit oredi o..like so po lo...then the most funny part is when wanna go home oredi rite..yen fang n siaw ling go to stick the sticker at ellen's hair..then she like go there go here dunno there was a sticker on her poney tail...suddunly she say YO YO MARIE then me n yen fang terus burst to tears cause its too funny hahaha eventually marie go to tell her there was a sticker on a poney tail...lame rite..ok la hav to go eat lunch so bb

Wednesday, 28 October 2009
always so sleepy oo at school cause at night cant sleep..today de organ test...okok lah...asal honor ok oredi..cause i was laugh by the examiner haha so to soi..i lazy to blog nw cause nw so sleepy...zzz juz nw i use my dad de phone to msn haha..so freakin slow lo...wadever lahh bb

Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Today at school, we watch 2 movies o...Final Destination 4 n tsunami...so siok o the Final Destination...i laugh o the whole part of the disgusting part of how they die...cause so funny lo..there body splat like da bian o haha...then got 1 part wahhh so siok o the movie din have sensor than it show us the process of sex i think then the girl is naked n we saw her boobs haha i think it ws a C or D cup haha..n those boys terus laugh at there n wowowow...haha then they skip tat part lah haha...

After tat it was Tsunami...we wait til the last last part then got tsunami come out...but oso siok la...how they die..like din shocked by the electric in the water..then an old man kena hit by a sign board..n got one part so funny the kontena fly down from the sky n almost smash a guy haha...n the guy de expression oso very funny lo..haha then suddenly khoo started to cry n i laugh haha...cause everyone watchin her cry..haha the part she cry is his boyfren died cause go to save a ass hole that so dumb he had to save him again..stupid

tomorow my organ test o..shit i hope i can score for distinction...


it was still in cinemas nw go n watch la...if u haven watch it



OMG my dad juz bought a new phone N95 ahhhhhh...why i din have one?

Here r some pictures of it:


cool lehh..


i din comb my hair haha..

he said it cost 800+ dunno la

Monday, 26 October 2009
Today at school...i participate in senamrobik so freakin tired haha...then go listen to the talk at auditorium...its about "the sexual stuff"....the speaker always say sex rambang boleh menyebabkan banyak penyakit...like aids n hiv...i dunno wan to get tat..haha but actually no one listen de lah cause everybody is talking...after that Neoh give us a challenge see how long u can stand not to speak...we only stand for 1 minute lebih haha kesian.. then nthing to do oredi lo..sit there watchin those video clips wif china or taiwan's poor family...tomorrow dunno got wad program lagi..so boring o

Sunday, 25 October 2009
Today i search "sadness" from wikipedia. It says sadness is an emotion characterized by feelings of disadvantage, loss, and helplessness. When sad, people often become quiet, less energetic, and withdrawn.

Sad is so painful to many ppl...n how do we erase the sadness...here r some tips for u guys who is nw sad like me.

First, dun listen to the sad songs.
Second, dun look at his/her stuff.
Third, go watch some comedy show.
n Last, NEVER think bout him/her.

Saturday, 24 October 2009
Today, is our school de open day....60th anniversary...someone's mum oso study there...got so many stuff going on there o...gt main scrabble,sodoku,rubic cube,coir,band,chinese orchestra,n stand till my feet wanna patah...o n of course marching lahh..haha

the last last part got sumrinie singing chinese song haha then everybody high!!! then habis lo...

down there got some pic if not enough for u to c go my facebook la ok? bb


the teacher at there singing


Megan Steven's batik


stalking my bro de frens...


cf is playing scrabble haha


u see they so serious when it comes to scrable


Look at this guy's glass haha actually he wear double


Me n yen Fang before perbarisan take de pic

Thursday, 22 October 2009
Today is my comeback n i'm normal again...no more thinking about those lame stuff...n concentrate on on9ing 24/7 haha....me n my bro almost fight to death to on9... he punch me in my mouth damn him...then i giv him play lo...cause i wanna watch 100% Entertainment. hahaha so freakin funny...

At skool sucks...nthing to do so go hep teacher lo..oso quite fun de...then nthing to say oredi lohh...wadever lahh nw i gonna do my stuff so bb :)